Welcome
to The Radius
Welcome, Ninjas of the Inner Circle,
To not only another installment of The Radius, but the opening weeks
of the year 2007. January is a month of new possibilities, new Karma,
and the start of what may very well be the most in-effect year of
Morton's List to have ever before happened. Karmic Gatherings?
You know we got 'em coming. Conventions? In spades like it ain't
no thang. Muhfuggin' Burning Man? Morton's List will be
all up on the playa like sunburned titties glowing in the hot Nevada
sun.
And The Radius is here with all the carbs on each of these events,
with even more emerging over the following months.
But before we get down to it, there is a special announcement that
the Twilight Lords received from The Ancient and Mysterious Crystal
Skull while seeking occult guidance and receiving messages from
the future. Much of what the skull discloses can never be revealed,
but we would like to share one particular message, and we hope that
you find the Skull's insight useful as you face life's many challenges.
The
Skull Speaks!
Contemplate
these words as you enjoy this issue of� The Radius.
2007
Morton's List Tour de Chance

We
at Center are kicking off 2007 like never before! 2006 was the Year
of the Phoenix, the renaissance of Morton's List. Now is
a time unprecedented. The stars are finally in alignment to bring
to fruition that which has slumbered behind closed doors. Plans
long held may now be set into motion. The time is right for the
2007 Morton's List Tour de Chance!
You may have noticed that everything to do with Morton's List
is 100% participatory and experiential. Morton's List is
NOT a spectator sport. Unlike traditional tours for concerts, seminars,
or even movies, the Tour de Chance is all about doing.
Some of the most important Tour stops are covered below, but more
are yet to be added by Center, and the Inner Circle. Yes, YOU can
submit your own Morton's List event for inclusion in the
Tour de Chance! Here's how it works.
There are four Classes of Morton's List events:
- KARMIC GATHERING - the pinnacle of all Morton's List
events, and specially designated by the Karmic Order of Twilight
Lords
- OFFICIAL - put on by Center and/or featuring an appearance by
one or more Twilight Lords
- SANCTIONED - put on by an Inner Circle or individual member,
not involving a Twilight Lord, but promoted by Center
- RANDOM - put
on by an Inner Circle or individual member, not involving a Twilight
Lord, and not promoted by Center
Additionally there are two main Types of events:
- TOURNAMENT - officially recognized by Center as complying with
Morton's List tournament play rules and involving official
prizes
- CHAOTIC - not officially
recognized by Center as complying with Morton's List
tournament play rules and not involving official prizes
No one variety of event is superior to another. In fact "Random
Chaotic" events are and should be the most common type! They
are the most fundamental, and in line with the oldest Morton's
List traditions. Some events are better as Official Tournaments,
others as simple get-togethers to play some list.
To submit your event for inclusion in the 2007 Morton's List
Tour de Chance it must become Sanctioned and may be either
Tournament or Chaotic. Send all ideas and submissions to MortonsWeb@gmail.com.
All
Official Tour de Chance events will be listed on MortonsList.com,
with all the latest updates and info. And of course you can contact
Center at the email above with ANY questions about any event.
Want to be apart of the action, but not ready to host your own event?
Volunteer at an event. We need several volunteers for every event,
so come out and have a great time as a Center representative. Volunteering
usually involves playing Morton's List, helping to run
demos, promoting, spreading the word, etc. and even comes with random
benefits and perks, depending on the event. Take a look at places
and dates, and email us
to volunteer at all the events you can. We'll be looking forward
to Listing with YOU!
Without further ado, let's get to the many events currently on the
Tour!
Marmalade Dog 12

First,
but not least, Marmalade Dog is an annual gaming convention held
by the Western Michigan Gamers Guild (WMGG). It features role-playing
games, collectible card games, board games, miniature war games
and a variety of other events. Twilight Lord Nathaninja
will be coordinating 13 free specially themed Morton's List
events throughout the entire weekend, including one big special
nighttime event!
CONTACTS
www.MarmaladeDog.org
www.MySpace.com/MarmaladeDog
VENUE
East Ballroom of The
Bernhard Center
1903 W Michigan Ave, Kalamazoo, Michigan
DATES
Friday, Saturday & Sunday, March 16 - 18, 2007
TIMES
Friday
2:30 - Doors open, registration begins
3:00 - Slot 1 (2 Quests)
7:00 - Break
7:30 - Slot 2 (2
Quests)
11:30 - Doors close
Saturday
9:30 - Doors open, registration begins
10:00 - Slot 3 (2
Quests)
2:00 - Break
2:30 - Slot 4 (2
Quests)
6:30 - Break
7:00 - Slot 5 (Big event)
11:00 - Doors close
Sunday
9:00 - Doors open, registration begins
12:00 - Slot 6 (2
Quests)
4:00 - Break
4:30 - Slot 7 (2
Quests)
8:30 - Doors close
COST
All three days: $20.00
Fri. & Sat. only: $15.00
Sat. & Sun. only: $15.00
Fri. only: $7.00
Sat. only: $10.00
Sun. only: $7.00
There is no additional fee to play in any or all of the Morton's
List events!
The Karmic Gathering:
Within

Of
the tens of thousands of Inner Circle members existing on Earth
this past October, only a tiny percentage experienced the flavor,
the camaraderie, the Karmic high, that was the epic first ever Karmic
Gathering: OctoberList. That
is exactly as it should have been, and nothing could have been added
to perfect that perfect night.
The long-awaited seed has now been planted, the foundation laid.
Karmic Gatherings, the capstone of the pyramid of all Morton's
List events, are now being planned on a regular basis. What
exactly, you may ask, makes a Morton's List event a Karmic
Gathering?
A Karmic Gathering occurs when the Karmic Order of Twilight Lords
designates a certain space or plot of land to symbolically become
"the Center" for the duration of the event. "The
Center" refers to the Morton's List organization,
its headquarters in Detroit and New York City, and more mystically
the Center of the Morton's List universe, the Center of
the Inner Circle, your very own center of being, your Morton Nature/Consciousness.
This ground, once hallowed, may be used for the Quests, activities
and rituals of the Twilight Lords and Inner Circle.
The Karmic Gathering: OctoberList was entirely organized by Center,
with much welcome assistance from many die hard Inner Circle members.
All future Karmic Gatherings, starting with Within, will hosted
by Inner Circles local to the event, working closely with Center.
Now for the bomb we've all been waiting to drop. The announcement
of The Karmic Gathering: Within venue, dates, times, and ticketing
information!
CONTACTS
The
Karmic Gathering: Within Tickets
www.MySpace.com/Mortons_List
- all information and updates will be posted here
as it becomes available. You do not need a MySpace account to view
and use this page, but if you do, make sure to Friend us to receive
instant bulletins about important updates.
www.MortonsList.com
- pay close attention to the Forum for ride/room share and general
Karmic Gathering discussion topics. Start making connections and
friends now.
MortonsWeb@gmail.com - For all Karmic Gathering questions
phatass943@yahoo.com
- Mutant XIII, spokesperson for the local host
Inner Circle
VENUE & OFFICIAL HOTEL
MainStay
Suites (two
miles from Knoxville 's McGhee Tyson airport, TYS)
361 Fountain View Circle, Alcoa, TN 37701
US
Phone: 877-424-6423 (toll free) / 865-379-7799
Fax: 865-379-0034
DATES
Friday, April 13th & Saturday, April 14th
TIMES
Noon
to Midnight each day
COST
TICKETS
- AVAILABLE NOW!:
Friday & Saturday - $50 ($63 at the door)
Friday OR Saturday ONLY - $30 ($43 at the door)
ACCOMODATION (MainStay Suites):
(IMPORTANT!:
Ask for "The Karmic Gathering Gaming Convention" by name
to receive the special Inner Circle discount -
all prices before tax)
Standard Studio Queen Suite with Recliner or Sleeper Sofa -$69.95
(regularly
$99.95)
1-Bedroom Suite with Sleeper Sofa - OR - Suite with 2 Double Beds
and Sleeper Sofa - $74.95 (regularly
$109.95)
SPECIAL
This is an 18 and over event.
We regret that due to adult content and local "Buckle of the
Bible Belt" law enforcement, no one under 18 will be admitted,
and proper photo ID must be presented to enter.
Mutant XIII is an acting extension of Center for
the purposes of The Karmic Gathering: Within and is looking forward
to helping put on the largest, freshest, and most highly anticipated
Morton's List event in history. If you haven't been fortunate
enough to meet this die hard and ultra cool ninja, we caught up
with him for this interview:
Q: We at Center pride ourselves on having the world’s
most advanced Karmadar antenna. We’ve been tracking a bright
blip in the Knoxville area for several years now. But for those
in the Global Inner Circle who haven’t heard about you, your
crew, and what you’re doing, make your introduction.
A: My name is Brad Luttrell.
I'm a 360º Morton's List Master. I've been a member of the
Inner Circle for over five years. The Inner Circle I List with in
Knoxville is the Twilight Circle. Our (hard) core members are myself,
Batz and Hoy. We picked the name
Twilight Circle to show our respect for the Twilight Scroll and
the Twilight Lords. It's our way of paying homage.
Q: Without a doubt, running a named Inner Circle
that meets regularly is playing Morton’s List at
a very high level. But what made you want to take to a whole other
level, by hosting The Karmic Gathering: Within? How does it feel
to be the first Inner Circle to host a Karmic Gathering?
A: A year before the first
Karmic Gathering [OctoberList] I wanted to hold an event for hardcore
Listers. I wanted to invite people from across the US to come to
Knoxville and have a solid weekend where we all played Morton's
List and got to know each other and related the experiences
we had playing Morton's List. Little did I know we would
get to host the second of the most devastating Morton's List
events here in Knoxville, TN. I’m still soaring on a Karmic
high, but I'm also a bit nervous. I want it to be just as awe inspiring
as OctoberList.
Q: What's been the most challenging so far? What
about the biggest Karmic boost or surprise?
A: So far finding the right
venue was challenging. It had to be some place nice. I'm inviting
my family over in a way, and I want everything to go smoothly. Plus
you have to go in disguise when you talk to these people [at] the
venues. I don't want them to pass any judgment on us before we even
arrive. I get a major Karmic Boost every time I see an email from
Nathaninja or other ninjas who are hella hyped about coming to Knoxville,
TN. That puts me on level 13 totally.
Q: For people who've never been to the greater Knoxville area, what
is your local flavor? How's the weather like in mid-April?
A: We have beautiful mountains.
Even in the winter when everything is dead they are still magnificent.
Whenever one arrives in spring you will be in for a pleasant surprise.
As for mid-April weather it should be wonderful; just bring a light
jacket and lots of
film for your camera.
Q: How about a sneak peak at some flavor your planning
for Within?
A: It will be a two day event.
A lot more time for everyone to get to know each other and hang
out. I'm personally working on some late night flavor. You will
want to bring your ninja uniforms and stealth gear. I’m going
to keep it hush hush for the time being.
Q: Any final words?
A: I hope all Inner Circle members can attend.
We intend to peel some wigs waaaaaaaay the fuck back.
Thanks, Brad. It bears mentioning again that the
Twilight Circle, as a team, is hosting The Karmic Gathering:
Within. Mutant XIII as their highest ranking member, is their elected
acting spokesperson who for the sake of simplicity will be handling
the lion's share of interaction with Center and the Inner Circle
at large. Batz and Hoy will be working just as hard behind the scenes,
and are just as deserving of props. Make sure to meet and give a
hearty Inner Circle elbow lock to each of these super ninjas at
Within!
Penguicon 5.0
It's unfair for any event to have to follow so close
on the heels of a Karmic Gathering. But if any con can thrive in
the shadows of such a giant, Penguicon can! Why? Because this is
no ordinary gaming convention. WEIRD shit goes down at Penguicon
- stuff you haven't heard about. High level computer geek tactics,
FILK fests, Shoggoths on the Roof, Chocolate and Coffee Rituals,
sushi-making, liquid nitrogen ice cream, anime, and drum circles,
oh my! Morton's List fits RIGHT in with all this random
chaotic wildness.
CONTACTS
www.Penguicon.org
VENUE & OFFICIAL HOTEL
Troy Hilton
5500 Crooks Rd, Troy, MI 48098
Tel: 248-879-2100
Fax: 248-879-6054
Hotel
Map
DATES
Friday, Saturday & Sunday, April 20 - 22, 2007
TIMES
Friday, 10am to Sunday 4pm, with nearly 24-hour programming!
COST
Pre-registration (until Saturday, March 31st) for all days:
Regular (18 or older) - $ 35
Youth (13 - 17 years old) - $ 20
At the door:
Regular (18 or older) - $45
for all days OR $25 (Fri) / $30 (Sat)
/ $25 (Sun)
Youth (13 - 17 years old) - $30 for
all days OR $15 (Fri) / $20 (Sat)
/ $15 (Sun)
There
is no additional fee to play in any or all of the Morton's List
events!
SPECIAL
UNLIMITED FREE BEER FOR ALL ATTENDEES OF AGE! We told you. You didn't
want to listen, but we told you Penguicon was not to be fucked with!
Origins International Games Expo
2007

Origins
may not be the country's largest gaming convention (although at
over 10,000 ninjas it's close!), but for Inner Circle members it
very well may be the most Karmically charged. Morton's
List has a long history with Origins, and many many infamous
Quests have gone down in its halls. We at Center always have the
times of our lives there, our Karma being boosted in no small part
by local Inner Circle member, Loyal Henchman of the Twilight Lords. His Karma is as high as his Ninja Name is long!
With this hard core Lister in your circle you are guaranteed to
have a peak experience!
That's not even to mention the extreme hypeness of Origins itself!
The events list is far too massive even to summarize here. Just
imagine ANY type of game, however unusual or funk - like Prego,it's
in there. And they love Morton's List (which is saying
a lot for a huge mainstream convention) so you know they've got
it all. Other special events include seminars, contests, tournaments,
and the Center employee favorite, The Smithees - the annual B-movie
award ceremony!
CONTACTS
www.OriginsGames.org
VENUE
Greater
Columbus Convention Center
400 North High Street, Columbus, Ohio 43215
Tel: 614-827-2500 / 800-626-0241
DATES
Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday, July 5 - 8, 2007
TIMES
Thursday, Friday, Saturday:
Attendee Registration 7:00am - 10:00pm
Gift Shop 9:30am - 6:30pm
Scheduled Events 8:00am - 4:00am
Exhibit Hall open 10:00am - 6:00pm
Art Show 11:00am - 7:00pm*
*Art show open until 8pm Saturday
Friday only:
Origins Awards Entertainment 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Origins Awards Ceremony 7:00pm - 8:30pm
Origins Award Party 8:30pm - 10:00pm
Saturday only:
Guest of Honor Banquet 6:30pm - 8:30pm
Sunday:
Attendee Registration 7:00am - 4:00pm
Gift Shop 7:00am - 4:00pm
Scheduled Events 8:00am - 6:00pm
Exhibit Hall open 10:00am - 4:00pm
Art Show 11:00am - 5:00pm
Convention Closes 8:00pm
COST*
Early Bird Pre-registration (until January 31st):
$50 for all days OR $25 (Thu) / $25
(Fri) / $25
(Sat) / $20
(Sun)
More after January and more at the door
*There
is NO FEE to play in any or all of the Morton's List events!
The Gathering of the Juggalos 2007
Ever since its premier at the Gathering of the Juggalos 2001 on
Friday, July 13th, Morton's List has had a special connection with
this amazing event. We've been there from the start, moving from
convention center to campground. The from the decked out DCG booth
and creation of "Trash Boy" at the 91-ninja Quest of 2002
to the infamous outdoor Morton's List midnight events of recent
years, the Karma keeps getting stronger and larger. It has all brought
us to this point, 2007, which will see the first ever...
Morton's List Camp!
That's right, this year's Gathering will feature a camp by of and
for Inner Circle members, covered in Karma and devoid of drama,
where friends can chill and strangers can become friends, and all
are invited to learn about and enjoy Morton's List. There
will be programming throughout the day and the epic midnight events
will be held here each night. Ultimate Karma is at hand! Here's
your chance to be apart of the camp. We at Center are beginning
to coordinate with all Inner Circle members planning on attending
The Gathering of the Juggalos to pool resources and tactics to create
the best camp possible. Email
us to join up!
Special note to all non-Juggalo Inner Circle members: The Gathering
of the Juggalos is a uniquely spectacular event featuring liveness
beyond the scope of any music festival you
may be familiar with. You do not need to be down with the music
of Psychopathic Records to have your wig flipped and dipped by the
spectacles you will witness there (though your enjoyment will reach
critical levels if you are Down with the Clown). If for nothing
else, come for the Morton's List. You will leave a changed person.
Because The Gathering of the Juggalos 2007 has not been officially
announced by Psychopathic Records, all details are to be determined.
Just know that for a long as there are Gatherings of the Juggalos
Morton's List will be there.
CONTACTS
www.JuggaloGathering.com
VENUE
TBD - Michigan...?
DATES
TBD - Usually the 2nd-3d weekend of July, Thursday through Sunday
TIMES
TBD - Usually near 24-hour programming
COST
TBD - Camp sites are usually available for an additional fee
There
is no additional fee to play in any or all of the Morton's List
events!
GenCon
2007

That's
right! 2007 will witness the epic return
of Morton's List to the very convention that banned The
End to Boredom in 2001! Do not pass on this historic event and the
chance to witness the country's largest gaming convention. There's
something for everyone, as GenCon goes far beyond games. Hotel parties,
24/7 anime rooms, tricked out costumes, concerts - GenCon is simply
put massively fun!
CONTACTS
www.GenCon.com/2007/indy
CustomerService@gencon.com
VENUE
Indiana
Convention Center, 100 South Capitol Ave, Indianapolis, Indiana
46225
Tel: 317-262-3400
DATES
Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday, August 16 - 19, 2007
TIMES
Near 24-hour programming and events
COST
Pre-registration (Sunday, February 11th, 3pm EST to Monday, July
9, 2007 3pm):
4-Day badge: $65
1-Day
badge: $35
Onsite:
4-Day
badge: $75
1-Day badge: $45
There
is no additional fee to play in any or all of the Morton's List
events!
Burning
Man2007

Morton's
List has a long history with Burning Man, dating back at least to
1999. Twilight Lord R. Jesse was the first
make the pilgrimage. Twilight Lord Nathaninja, upon hearing the
tales of Karma never before imagined, made the journey in 2000 with
a completed Morton's List manuscript to sacrifice in fire
to the Man. He returned in 2002 with his first completed Morton's
List box set to complete the sacrificial circle, and again
in 2004. Yet it is not until now, 2007, that the time is right for
the Morton's List Random Reality Theme Camp! This year
the desert will be lit by the light of Karma as the Twilight Lords
found a new theme camp and bring the teachings of Morton's List
to the highest level ninjas in the world at the planet's premier
cultural experiment.
In light of this most unprecedented development, The Karmic Order
of Twilight Lords has issued a special challenge to all Inner Circle
members:
If you have been waiting for your life to... CHANGE,
If you are looking for something... MORE,
If you are ready to... EVOLVE,
Your time has arrived.
Come to the desert and together we will build a future beyond all
limits.
Only you can stop your destiny from unfolding according to the Karmic
plan.
Center
will act as your Burning Man / Morton's List Random Reality Theme
Camp HQ - email us to
join!
CONTACTS
www.BurningMan.com
Burning Man Tickets
Burning Man Online Community
VENUE
Black Rock City (on
the "playa" in
the Black Rock Desert several hours north of Reno, NV)
DATES
Monday, August 27 - Monday, September 3, 2007
TIMES
Non-stop.
COST
First 10,000 tickets: $195 (on sale Wednesday, January 17th, 7am
EST, online only, limit 2/person)
Second 10,000 tickets: $225 (online only, limit 2/person)
Third 10,000 tickets: $250 (mail order only - cashiers check or
money order)
Unlimited tickets: $280 (online, mail order, walk-in, available
through 08/24/07)
There
is no additional fee to play in any or all of the Morton's List
events!
What Went Down:
Whether you made it or missed it, the "What
Went Down" report follows up on each event covered
by The Radius.
December Madness: A Mini-(Karmic)-Gathering
- December 16, Wasilla, AK

Big
Cheddar made a big splash at The Karmic Gathering:
OctoberList, bringing his Alaskan Karma to add to the mix. December
Madness was his first officially promoted Morton's List event, and
a test-run for more he is planning. Keep an eye on this ninja! Here's
an insider's view of what went down up north in his words:
As some of you already know, December Madness in Wasilla, Alaska
went very well. Our main goal of increasing attendance was accomplished
with great results. The Global Inner Circle (through me) planted
a seed that I believe will grow beyond imagination. I owe a "thank
you" to several people, including but not limited to Mutant XIII,
RamGoG, OverBill and Cricket, the UPS store, and of course the Twilight
Lords. Also thanks to the open-minded people who attended December
Madness, especially those who have never played before. Our next
event will be in January but the date will not be set until everything
is set in stone.
We rolled five Quests over the course of the evening. All these
Quests were relatively mild to the disappointment of some, but they
realized the possibility of unparallel adventure with Morton's
List. The first two Quests (Lore Galore - "Skills for Trade",
and "I'm Neutral" - "World Records") were received well,
although many were unsure of what to expect. These people had a
good time explaining the finer points of their skills. A few wanted
to do some extreme demonstrations (something about "borrowing" a
car) but I was quick to try and downplay such shenanigans (although
I really love those things).
When we got to "Childhood Games" there were six of us and a game
of Go Fish was started. Now I don't know when the last time you
have seen six grown men playing Go Fish, let alone arguing over
rules and getting highly competitive but it was a fucking riot.
We thought that Slap Jack might get out of hand.
After this Quest we rolled Mountain, "Water and Ice" with four members
of the Inner Circle. We were not too excited as it was freaking
cold but we decided on crossing Wasilla Lake. We were very hesitant
because we just had a warm spell but once we saw truck tracks we
figured we would be OK.
A good recommendation for crossing a frozen lake is to wear warm
clothes! I could not feel my face, legs and hands by the time we
got back to the car. An impromptu race was devised and my mountain
climbing little brother just wasted us - even his closest competitor
gave up within minutes. I have left out some details for good reason
and can't wait until the next mini in January!
8th Annual Florida Mini-Gathering / Morton's List
Event - December 16, Miami, FL
Some
people have vivid imaginations. Others make things happen. Long
time Inner Circle member RamGoG is one of those
rare individuals who is both. This ninja is CREATIVE at explosive
levels - something that's immediately noticeable, from his phat
DCG charm to his splatter-painted eye-and-tentacle shirt. It comes
as no surprise to us at Center that this ninja and his highly Karmic
southern Florida crew is behind one of the freshest and longest
running events in the international mini-Gathering phenomenon. Let's
let RamGoG tell his latest story in his own words:
So it was the 8th Annual South Florida Juggalo/Morton's List
Mini Gathering at Santa's Enchanted Forest: and it rained. But a
little downpour couldn't dampen the freshness unfolding as our Innermost
Circle of Florida Juggalos united for another year of friendship
and celebration in the park; adding to the Karma of rolling a Quest
simultaneously with the rest of the Inner Circle nationwide. 2001
introduced Morton's List to this mini party as an alternative
to paying the outrageous entrance fee. But it's now become the stamp
of an Official Gathering; Listalos from years ago flew in from as
far as California or drove South for hours for the reunion.
Our group grew in numbers from the measly ten, to a troop of 20,
and by the time we were ready to roll our head count surpassed SEVENTY!
So since it was raining and most were complaining about wet seats
and no desire to ride, this Quest was a success in getting every
last one of us mobilized... or DIE! With cries of "more are on the
way" but no time to delay we rolled what became a very wacky "Skate
or Die" with a bit of Pirate "Speech Alteration." This kicked off
the night in an amazing way as every one joined in to play and the
Listing continued to the parking lot, then to the Taco Bell, and
on down the street, everywhere went it seemed another Inner Circle
was forming as bonds were born and old alliances strengthened.


The
night flowed by as "Buffoon Foolery" and a NEVER ENDING "Drunken
Free-For-All" taunted the rising of the sun! Thirteen hours after
the Mini-Gathering had begun the final twenty-one of us called an
End Time and went our separate ways to make sense of the day. Writing
could never connect you to the Karma and insanity of Santa's, so
I would like to now extend an invitation to the Global Inner Circle
to simply join us in South Florida in December, 2007.

Questing Across America -
December 16, North America
This meta-event was the brainchild of Twilight Circle Affiliate,
Mutant XIII to link several simultaneous Morton's
List events. This in turn spurred Inner Circle members in Michigan,
Wisconsin and many other states and provinces to roll Quests on
the same night. There is unfortunately not enough room here to publish
them all. Here is Mutant XIII's account of the night in his own
words:
Our story for Questing Across America is rather short. RamGoG and Big Cheddar had already
made some big plans and asked if I wanted to jump on the bandwagon.
I was like, "Hell yeah!" So I post the event over on the Global
Inner Circle Meetup [at Meetup.org],
and the only Tennessee Listers to show was the Twilight Circle (Batz,
Hoy, and myself) and our friend, J (he runs the local ICP Meetup
here in Knoxville called 3 Star Ninjas).
The four of us rolled some pretty tame Quests. We started off with
Reminisce on "I'm Neutral." J had some pictures at his house from
past Gatherings [of the Juggalos] so we looked through them for
a bit. Then we spent the next hour telling stories about all the
concerts we have been to and swapping crazy Gathering ... experiences.
Our next Quest was Guess & Sketch off of the Cosmic Law Table and
we played a ghetto form of Pictionary. We came up with stuff to
draw off the top of our heads and if the other players could guess
what was drawn then they got a point. Our homie J kicked much ass,
which was surprising since none of us have any skills when drawing.
What made it so fun was the trash talking that went on. It was a
great night considering there was just four of us!
Morton's List on The Razor's Edge

Motown
Rage's got the Rock, and Morton's List has the Roll! Together
it's flavor in the bank. How can you go wrong with a ninja as cool
as Razor Ray? His Internet Radio Show, The Razor's Edge on www.WFuckOffRadio.com
is not only highly hard core, but highly entertaining. We couldn't
resist working out a
way to play some List with Razor on the air!
Using Morton's
Lite 13% for listeners who may not be familiar with Morton's
List, Razor rolled a Quest for anyone and everyone listening
to complete then call back during the next show to share their stories.
Razor rolled the Reality on Film Quest followed by the Carry a Shocking
Object Mutation live on the air, sending random Karma across the
electronic airwaves.
First Show: December 14th

Morton's
List mentions at: 1:00, 21:15, 56:00, Quest roll at 59:10
Second Show: January 11th
Morton's List mention
at: 38:33, Quest story at 1:21:31.
Random Bonus: Our boy, Rev. Sid, from The Juggalo Care Package Program
called in!
During
the second show, "Sherry Berry" called in with her Quest
story which involved taking some confidential explicit pictures
she sent to Razor Ray - something about "lacing it up"....
Such are the perks of having your own radio show!

Militant
Inner Circle
It's
hard to believe we're really at war. I mean think about it. The
U.S. is straight up at war, with people actively killing
and being killed right now and every day for years. Speaking for
many of us here at home, it doesn't really feel like it. There's
no draft, no food rations, no massive war effort, factory conversions
or massive wartime mobilizations. Maybe we don't feel it because
it's so one-sided. One thing's for sure, if you stopped watching
and listening to the media you'd never know there was a war going
on.
That isn't the case for those with family members in Iraq or Afghanistan,
and certainly not true for the people serving in those wounded
lands. And that's not even to mention the thousands of military
personnel stationed at home and around the world 24/7/365 in times
of peacetime or war. It's easy to not think about them and their
important jobs.
Now whether or not you support the war, wars in general, the outgoing
U.S. administration, or the use of fossil fuels and the U.S.'s
geopolitical involvement with them, we can all agree that there
are a lot of people in the military serving under a lot of pressure.
As you may know, Twilight Lords R. Jesse and Jumpsteady both served
in the U.S. Army, and were both stationed or sent overseas. Aside
from short periods of Army TV commercial-grade activity, they
both recount seemingly endless hours of extreme boredom.
This is one reason we at Center were so quick to take advantage
of Rev. Sid's Juggalo Care Package Program (J.C.P.) to donate
Morton's List box sets to members of the military. It
is estimated that one well-placed Morton's List grenade
attack can clear an entire barracks of rampant boredom!

Dramatization
Besides
making a simple donation, we wanted to bring Rev. Sid to the forefront,
to give the Inner Circle a chance to meet this inspiring ninja,
with this interview.
Q: You've
done a lot to get the word out about the Juggalo Care Package
Program (J.C.P.), but for those who haven't heard the word, tell
the Inner Circle who you are, what the program is and how it came
to be.
A: The Juggalo Care Package Program is a
non-profit organization that I started back in 2004. Basically
we make it our mission to spread luv and support to all the Juggalos
and Juggalettes who are serving our country in the military. I
got the original idea after reading an article on FaygoLuvers.net
about a site that among other things, had an area dedicated to
Juggalos in the military. The site, JuggaloFaith.com,
really inspired me and I wanted to do more to show my support.
With a little help I gathered the mailing addresses of a bunch
of military Juggalos, and collected letters from my friends. That's
all that was included in the first edition of The J.C.P. but we
have since grown rapidly and currently include everything from
Faygo soda and candy, to custom J.C.P. CDs and DVDs.
Q: How many shipments have you sent and what kind
of response have you gotten?
A: We've sent out five separate editions
of The J.C.P., each better than the last, and each with its own
unique theme. As for packages we have shipped out nearly 300 individual
packages to the Juggalos and Juggalettes in the U.S. Military,
four packages to soldiers fighting in the Canadian military, and
one to a member of the British forces.
Q: Wow, I didn't realize the scope of J.C.P. went
beyond the U.S. military! How can an individual contribute to
JCP? Do you accept direct item donations, are there opportunities
for volunteers to help you locally or remotely, etc.?
As for donations, we are always glad to accept anything that we
can include in our packages to the soldiers, such as CDs, T-Shirts,
non-perishable snacks, etc�. (We cannot accept any pornographic
materials, or any food products containing beef or pork, as the
countries that the majority of our troops are in specifically
ban these from entering the country.) If you don't have any materials
you want to donate, we also are always welcoming financial donations.
We are able to accept checks or money orders, or you may even
donate through PayPal. (See our web site for details.)
As far as volunteering with The J.C.P. goes, we really are not
able to directly put people to work at The J.C.P. headquarters,
but you can help out by spreading the word about our program to
everyone you know. We encourage people to mention us on whatever
chat rooms and message boards you regularly visit, and on our
web site we even have links to posters and fliers that you can
print out and distribute at local shows and record stores. However
you're able to donate, whether material goods, financial assistance,
or time and effort, every little bit counts and we really appreciate
your help.
Q: Awesome. I'm sure many will be inspired like
you were to help out. What's in store for JCP in 2007?
2007 is going to be big for The J.C.P. We are starting work on
our sixth round, which will hopefully ship sometime early this
spring. We are also currently in the process of updating a lot
of our archives and putting together a brand new Press Kit for
everyone who wants to know more about The J.C.P. We are also looking
into the possibility of raising funds through some J.C.P. merchandise.
This is just a small portion of all of the things going on for
us in the upcoming year, so check out our news posts at www.TheJCP.net
for all your up-to-date updates all year long!
Q: Where can people go to find out more about JCP?
A: You can check out our web site for any
information you are looking for. We have our history, our mission
statement, our news updates, and lots of other general information
posted, and easy to find on our site. If you don't find what your
looking for there, use the contact page on our site, or e-mail
me directly at Sid@TheJCP.net
and I will be happy to answer any questions you may have.
Before I leave, I'd like to thank the entire staff at Dark Carnival
Games for their continuous support and dedication to The Juggalo
Care Package Program and our cause. Don't forget to check us out
online at www.TheJCP.net and
write a letter to the Juggalos and Juggalettes in the military.
Peace Out, Clown Luv, and God Bless,
-Rev. Sid, President and Founder, The J.C.P.
CONTACT
www.TheJCP.net
Sid@TheJCP.net
513-205-8470 (call
or text anytime)
Chance
is My God
Installment #1: In the Beginning
2007 by Twilight Lord Nathaninja
Think of something totally random that happened to you - something
that directly or indirectly changed your life. We all have something
we can point to like this.
As for me, I've had many such experiences. One I'll never forget
happened when I was five (going on six!). It's a pretty typical
boy finds dog story.
I lived in the ghetto of Highland Park, MI and my mom was about
to walk me to the neighborhood YMCA for some free kids' activities.
I wasn't finished with my dry granola, so she put it in a small
brick red Tupperware brand container to take with us.
The Y was only about three blocks away so we were there in a
heartbeat. In front was a decent sized patch of grass, and tearing
around on it was a dark chestnut medium-haired puppy. It was
love at first sight. It ran up to me and began licking me with
its purple tongue. That told me right there than this was a
special dog.
My family thankfully had a habit of picking up strays and we'd
gone through a series of dogs, including an insane one named
Shadow whose most memorable act of insanity was to jump out
of the car window while doing 55 on the highway in heavy traffic.
Lucky for it, that dog was too stupid to die.
When I launched into what every parent must hear "Can I keep
this puppy? Can I? Can I?" my mom had no solid platform to resist.
We were in between dogs at the time, the puppy looked healthy....
"We'll take her home for now, but we'll wait for your father
to come home before deciding if she'll stay."
That's all I needed to hear. And of course, once the dog is
home, it's a lot harder to not keep it. So we did. We thought
she was a he at first and named her Strider, after the character
from Tolkien's The Fellowship of the Ring, which was currently
serving as my bedtime story by (quite a few) installments.

The following 13 years before she died of old age were filled
with a lot of ups and downs. A divorce, moving, new schools
- typical childhood transitions. Through it all I had Strider
by my side. All those who've been lucky enough to have had a
true animal companion, a pet you share an emotional, social
and nigh-psychic bond with, can relate.
All this sparked by a chance encounter. Well, chance in all
appearances. So what is chance, and what is not? Is there something
called fate, and if so how do you differentiate it from chance?
And where do concepts of God fit into all of this?
These are issues I am looking forward to exploring with you
over the course of 2007, or the '007, as I like to call it.
(As good as Casino Royale may have been, MI6 sold the
hell out by not masterminding a 2007 opening.) This is the first
of a serial editorial, titled "Chance is My God." Installments
will be published throughout 2007, though not necessarily monthly.
Chance is nothing if not unpredictable!
This is simply put a huge topic, and one that I can only hope
to scratch the surface of. Therefore I shall not want for material
and topics to cover and explore. That said, I do invite your
questions, comments and feedback by email,
and will endeavor to address these in the serial.
One very important issue that must be addressed first off is
that of "God." The serial's title is meant to be thought provoking,
and not a statement of atheism. It is my hope that over the
course of the year I can tease much deeper and subtler meanings
out of that simplistic statement, and that you the reader will
embody the Morton's List virtue of open-mindedness
as I navigate through some pretty emotionally charged subjects,
namely religion and spirituality.
I will leave you with this. Setting aside ideas of fate, God,
destiny, even synchronicity, for a now, consider pure, raw,
simple(?) chance. Think about chance encounters you've had,
"out of the blue" experiences.
Think, too, about the fundamental chance that underlies all
existence that we can see and touch. The subatomic level is
entirely governed by chance, or so it would appear.
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