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to The Radius
Adventurers of the Inner Circle,
Initiated Jonin of the Assembled Clans,
Ninjas who roll the Boulder,
Welcome again to the words of September, an important month of karmic actions and nationwide tactics, subterfuge, and infiltration. Day or night, dust storm or hotel room, riding in Benzes or riding on Rascals, Quests were being completed everywhere. The summer of 2007 has brought karma to Morton's List at uncharted levels and it is only fitting that September would be a triumphant culmination of what the summer leg of the Tour De Chance has been all about.
After the 990th Clan Showdown at Indianapolis brought the Inner
Circle to the quasi-pilgrimage-party in the Nevada Desert called
Burning Man. Y'ain' heard? Y'ain' know? It was bigger than ever
this year and the Twilight Lords experienced many Quests with the
most random Inner Circles ever assembled.
This issue includes many more karmically divined events, stories, theories, and the powerful, distilled manifestation of the elements you have come to know through Morton's List. Combining the balanced essences of law and chaos, mind and body, spirit and human, night and day, yin and yang, the middle, the universal, and the eternal, we are honored to bring you, the Radius.
Rollin' Boulders,
Karmic Order of the Twilight Lords
T.A.C.S.
Thursday, September 13th, 2007

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Boost!
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Chance is My God
Installment #3: A Case for Mutation
2007 by The Karmic Order of Twilight Lords
Evolution.
The greatest contribution of the Western world to philosophy and
advancing our understanding of the Kosmos and our place in it. Not
just the biological evolution most of us think of as synonymous
with the word, but evolution
as a fundamental force of the Kosmos and everything and everyone
in it. Everything evolves. That is to say that through experience,
through trial and error, through living/existing, everything moves
towards something greater than itself. This Law of Nature is as
predictable as gravity, though much less apparent. It acts on vast
time scales, but also in our own daily lives. It is the ladder we
have been climbing since our birth, and once we see it for what
it is and realize we are on it, only then may we know where it can
and will take us. Last time we talked about nondual realization.
Now let us come full circle and look at what it all means and how
Morton's List and Random Reality fit into the great Kosmic
scheme of things.
It's important to have a good understanding of biological evolution
because we'll use that as a direct metaphor later. The basic concept
is simple. Take any organism. It has genes, the biological blueprint
that underpins its very physical existence. Its genes, along with
environmental and social factors that we'll ignore for now, determine
the traits it expresses (fins or feet? blonde or brunette? shemale
or metrosexual? neogastropod or neotaenioglossan pleurembolic proboscis?
etc.). The traits/genes are passed on to the organism's offspring
during reproduction. But wait, sexual reproduction isn't cloning
(yet!). Not only are the traits of the two parent organisms variously
doled out to the offspring, but mutations occur as well. Mutations
are random alterations of genes, which may then be passed down.
Evolution occurs when traits/genes (however acquired in the present
state) are selected for or against, either intentionally (natural
selection, as in "Wow that female has a huge purple ass - I'm
'bout it!") or by accident (genetic drift, like when the male
above randomly gets hit by a car while crossing the freeway).
We
all are the product of untold millennia of slow painful laborious
biological evolution. It took quite a lot of time to evolve a being
that could wake up to its own being and discover a whole other realm
of existence that is both dependent upon yet transcendent of the
biosphere. This is human world of the mind and thought, ideas, symbols
and language: the noosphere. And it is here that evolution can be
seen acting today.
Biological evolution of the human species is no longer a relevant
issue. Not
because we are devolving as some '80s bands would have us believe,
but because biological evolution occurs on a time frame that we
aren't built to deal with.
No one will wait around for 10,000 years let alone a million to
see or care what we evolve into physically. We've passed the stage
where that really matters. For us, the crux of evolution has moved
into the noosphere, and is even now taking us beyond into transcendental
states where our very ego and personal identity is becoming obsolete,
a hindrance to our further spiritual evolution.
But enough science class. What does it all mean and why is evolution
critically important to understanding Random Reality? Morton's
List and all forms of Random Reality act like mutations on our
lives. If experiences can be thought of as DNA in action, these
random interjections are the mutations necessary to mix things up
just enough to spur evolution in our personal lives. Too
much mutation and you've got big problems, like cancer. Too much
Random Reality can be hazardous to your health. And none? You have
stagnation. How can we evolve personally if we are not exposed to
new things, totally random people entering our lives out of the
blue? In biological evolution if there were no mutations, evolution
would hardly progress if even at all.
"If
there were no mutations, we would probably not even be as advanced
as a bacteria. Without mutation there is no change, no improvement
and maybe even no life."
In modern society we gravitate to the clean, the sterile, the known.
Society discourages mutation and chance, favoring consistency and
safety. This is all well and good, and indeed it's important that
stability be the larger force. Yet, taken too far, that order will
suffocate itself if not peppered with chaos and mutation. Only when
the optimal balance of hefty stability and small but present and
active mutation is reach and maintained, are we allowing the force
of evolution to work with and through us, lifting us higher and
higher along our path toward nondual realization.
Morton's
List provides that important element of the unknown, through
its Quest and aptly named Mutations. It is a tool to be used to
introduce mutation at will when we feel the balance of our life
shifting too far towards stifling stability. It is not an end in
and of itself, but rather a tool to reach that end, an extra-dimensional
compass that always points towards the nondual, towards Karma. Its
arrow is the arrow of evolution.
Our own personal evolution from simple humans to beings beyond space
and time, beyond death, beyond paradox, confusion and fear. And
always and ever, beyond boredom.
The Bookbinder
Your One-Stop Guide to All Things Custom in Morton's List
2007 by The Astonishing OddBall, 360° Rainbow
Dragon/Yin of the Earth Adept

The
Astonishing OddBall is a 360° Rainbow Dragon/Yin of the Earth
Adept, also specializing in Morton's List. He hails from Oshkosh,
WI where he lives with his girlfriend Sugar, a List of Life Adept
specializing in Cosmic Law, his dog Boulder, and cat Karma. OddBall
has been playing since 2002, and is co-founder of The Ninjas of
the Crimson M, as well as The Sons of Pandora.
Pic
of the Month
Each
month The Radius showcases photos and artwork created for a Quest
or connected to Morton's List. One photo each month will
be selected from among all the submissions for its exceptional flavor
and Karma.
Image submissions are accepted via email
and must be at least 400px wide, 72dpi, not larger than 3Mb, in
RBG mode, and .jpg, .gif or .bmp format.
After
the Dust Settles

2007 by Court
Leve
Whatever you've heard about Burning Man you haven't heard enough
about the dust. The dust pervades, blows, settles, coats, and unites.
And maybe, if you're lucky, after a particularly ruthless and destructive
Mars style dust storm you may see this.
In
the pause, words and the dust, cease to matter.
TIP:
To increase your chances of publication, please make sure to proofread
and spell check before submitting. We edit all submissions for length
and grammar, and are more likely to publish pieces that require
less editing. Most written pieces should be 200-1000 words, with
500 being average. Photos or other images (using
the format guidelines for Pic of the Month) that
compliment your writing are encouraged and will increase your chances
of acceptance. Submission instructions and the deadline for the
next issue may be found here.
Is
the Global Inner Circle content to let The 8+ Sisterhood steal all
the heat? They're setting an excellent example, so follow it and
submit your story. In this issue read how the Sisterhood took their
group to the next level of organization, togetherness and fashion.
Quest - The Seventh
2007 by Annabelle of The
8+ Sisterhood
Saturday
Afternoon.
After
the Karmic Gathering Ceremony at the 8+ Lair, the Boulder took us
for a ride. Three throws, from The List of Life to Rainbow Dragon,
a Table symbolic of harmonious balance and joyfulness, and finally
arriving at New Resolutions which brings the Inner Circle new hope
by making vows to become better.
We
thought about this long and hard. Each of us already had career
goals set pretty clearly. We then thought we should maybe stop messing
around with Morton's List before we got to questionable Quests...
but since we truly believe that the unseen forces working within
Morton's List would only bring us what we needed, we ignored
that thought and read the section again, suggesting we set short-term
goals to accomplish by the end of the day.
We
liked that idea and went with it.
Should
we set group goals or individual ones?
We
decided on group goals.
What
goals could we accomplish by the end of the day that would make
us better as a group?
Then
it hit us. We made a quick list of four things:
1)
Go out and buy the same black, cool and comfortable outfit for each
of us to wear on those Quests in which we might have to accomplish
as a super tight team. We thought wearing the same outfits on such
occasions would help us focus and bind us even closer together.
2)
Go to a game store and make sure we each ended the day with our
own Morton Boulder. We had one (came with the set); we needed three
more.
3)
Design a few simple logos for the 8+ Sisterhood (the ones you can
now see in our pics section). You never know when we might need
them (at the time we hadn't thought of a MySpace page yet).
4)
And last but certainly not least, while we were at the computer,
search online and "favorite" everything we could find
on Morton's List and Inner Circle groups for us to read and
study later on our own.
Not
surprisingly, shopping for the outfits was the most fun we had,
not to mention we ended up buying a few more unrelated things as
well, but mission accomplished! We all have an exact black outfit
to wear if and when we need to.
We
had to go to two stores to get the three Morton Boulders we needed.
But we did it! We each have one now, to carry, play with, and pray
over.
When
we returned to the 8+ Lair, we gathered some images from the Morton's
List web site and created a few simple logos. And we found a
couple of pages online related to Morton's List, like the
Meetup for the Global Inner Circle (though it took us until recently
to join) and a couple of other Inner Circles we were glad to discover.
All
in all, we think we did become better as a group by the end of the
day.

2007
Morton's List Tour de Chance

The
good people at Center are smoking a collective and metaphorical
cigarette after the Karmagasm that was Burning Man, the climax of
the summer 2007 Tour de Chance events. You can read all about that
below. Now all eyes are on ¡Devastacion! It's ready to rock
you like a Karmacane in December. Taking Karmic Gatherings to an
exciting new level, this 3rd
such event will set the precedent and many records for those to
come in 2008.
Thanks
to all those who have submitted or are working on events to become
Tour de Chance dates. Together we can bring Morton's List
to every gaming con, every community festival, and everywhere there
are people waiting for the light and Karma of the Message of Morton.
The invitation to submit events for the Tour de Chance is still
open. Here again is how it works.
There are four CLASSES of Morton's List
events:
- KARMIC GATHERING - the pinnacle of all Morton's
List events, and specially designated by the Karmic Order
of Twilight Lords
- OFFICIAL - put on by Center and/or featuring
an appearance by one or more Twilight Lords
- SANCTIONED - put on by an Inner Circle or individual
member, not involving a Twilight Lord, but promoted by Center
- RANDOM - put
on by an Inner Circle or individual member, not involving a Twilight
Lord, and not promoted by Center
Additionally there are two main TYPES of events:
- TOURNAMENT - officially recognized by Center
as complying with Morton's List tournament play rules
and involving official prizes
- CHAOTIC - not officially
recognized by Center as complying with Morton's List
tournament play rules and not involving official prizes
Each event will be one of the four Classes and up to one of the two
Types. Here is a list of all possible combinations:
- KARMIC GATHERING TOURNAMENT
- KARMIC GATHERING CHAOTIC
- OFFICIAL TOURNAMNET
- OFFICIAL CHAOTIC
- SANCTIONED TOURNAMENT
- SANCTIONED CHAOTIC
- RANDOM TOURNAMENT
- RANDOM CHAOTIC
Center
encourages all varieties of events, but in order to become part of
the Tour de Chance it must become at least a Sanctioned Class event.
Its Type may be either Tournament or Chaotic. Send all event submissions
and further questions to MortonsWeb@gmail.com.
In
preparation for the overhaul of MortonsList.com, all Tour de Chance
events are listed on MySpace/mortons_list.
A quick word about volunteering. Center wants YOU to volunteer!
Not because it makes our lives easier, though it helps. But because
together we can accomplish so much more. It's amazing what a difference
just one volunteer at an event can make. We do what we do for the
love of Karma. It's all non-profit. So come work along side us,
and help us spread Karma to those who have not been touched by Morton.
If you live near Southern Illinois, Mid-Indiana, Northern Nevada,
Southern Florida, or Mid-Alaska talk to us. This is your chance
to up your game and make the crucial leap from entertained to entertainer.
Email
Center today.
And
now for the updates:
UPDATES
The Karmic Gathering: ¡Devastacion!

LATEST
WORD: After an intense Burning Man experience with ¡Devastacion!
host RamGog AKA Thug Je$u$, even more plans have been laid. What
do you know about a Rock Paper Scissors tournament? What do you
know about the first Ninja Clan Showdown at a Karmic Gathering?
Oh, it's on all right. Plenty of people flee to Miami and other
tropical paradises during the cold months, but how many ALSO experience
all this added flavor and Karma?
A Karmic Gathering, for those of you yet to attend one, is like
the life-size version of the ceremony the Table Master performs
before rolling the Boulder. They both summon and focus the Karma
of the group. A Karmic Gathering before a Quest focuses on that
hour period. Karmic Gathering events focus your Karma for months
- until the next one. It is also a big get-together where people
play Morton's List, attend seminars, make new friends,
and revel in the highly Karmic spirit created only at this special
time and place.
The Karmic Gathering: ¡Devastacion!
is rapidly expanding into the largest most promoted Morton's
List event ever. We are actively cross-contaminating other
subcultures, such as Zombies, Burners and CouchSurfers to
assemble a Karmic mass unlike anything to date imagined. RamGog
AKA Thug Je$u$ is taking it to the streets and cons with rave style
club flyers, spreading the Word of Morton like a country preacher
who Caught the Karma!
Get your tickets now. What better excuse to escape the winter doldrums
than to ride the Karmacane down to sunny Miami, and party it up
with the Inner Circle and the Twilight Lords at Center.
Email
RamGog to volunteer at The Karmic Gathering: ¡Devastacion!
CONTACTS
www.KarmicGathering.com
VENUE
Spring Hills Suites
Marriott, 6700 NW 7th St, Miami, FL
DATES
Thursday - Saturday, December 13th-15th, 2007
TIMES
Thursday - Zombie Walk and pre-party
Friday & Saturday - noon to midnight plus The Thirteenth Hour
after parties
COST
Zombie Walk and Thursday evening festivities FREE
$30 recommended donation for the entire weekend, including food
and events
Hotel and amusement park entertainment extra
More Events
With so many Morton's List Tour de Chance dates make sure
not to overlook the many non-Tour events hosted by Inner Circle
members all over.
The
Karmic Gathering: AlasKarma

LATEST
WORD: Big Cheddar is working on an even better, more scenic location
that will melt your wigs! Hold tight for the official announcement.
Also there is speculation that a special hunt will take place for
the Karmic Banquet. Ever had moose? What about bear? We're not kidding
- this is the real pioneer shit you only read about! Empire of Nothing
Inner Circle member, Trevor, is working on a special native ceremony
involving Karmic herbs. Also, we're working hard to bring costs
down. The more ninjas who make the journey the cheaper it will be
for all. In total, this Karmic Gathering experience will change
your life.
This Karmic Gathering will be so legendary we had to give people
more than one full year to prepare for it. So while not part of
the 2007 Morton's List Tour de Chance, it is a keystone
event of 2008. It marks the first truly destination driven Karmic
Gathering.
Not only is The Karmic Gathering: AlasKarma hosted by one of the
coolest ninjas ever to seek Morton, none other than that disgruntled
goat, Big Cheddar, but it will take place outdoors in Alaska,
within a week of the summer solstice - the perfect time
to enjoy the warm weather (60s-80s). Words can barely begin to describe
this unprecedented event, but we'll try.
It will include three days of Morton’s List under
the midnight sun, Karmic trips to nearby natural wonders, and be
the first outdoor Karmic Gathering. So get ready to camp in one
of the world's most breathtaking settings. This is your chance to
fulfill a life goal and do it with friends, with the Inner Circle.
Tickets and more information will be available soon! Start your
planning today. Flying to Anchorage, Alaska is easier and cheaper
than you think. The official travel agent will help you plan and
make the journey as cheaply as possible through group bookings and
discounts.
Prepare to Pioneer a Once in a Lifetime Experience.
Prepare to Journey to the Frontier of Random Reality.
Prepare to Be There.
Email
us to volunteer at The Karmic Gathering: AlasKarma
CONTACTS
www.KarmicGathering.com
VENUE
A private ranch outside
of Wasilla, Alaska. You will be shuttled there from the Anchorage
airport.
DATES
The weekend of Friday, June 13th, 2008
TIMES
Noon to Midnight each day, plus The Thirteenth Hour after parties
COST
Only $123 for $45 entry ($15/day), nine Karmic meals (Thursday dinner
through Sunday dinner) and shuttle transport to and from the Anchorage
airport
What
Went Down:
Whether
you made it or missed it, the "What Went Down" report
follows up on each event covered by The Radius.
Burning
Man 2007

The Man Burns Twice
By The Twilight Lords
From dawn to day to dusk to twilight to the utmost darkness, we
traveled. Accompanied by a high-level karmic operative, the three
ninja core of Random Reality Camp drove down highway 447. The temporary
party city flared on the horizon to greet us. Our way was lit by
neon, e-wire and raging fires from a mad max strip club, and we
eventually rolled onto the official patch of dust that would be
Random Reality Camp.
Over the next few days, Random Reality Camp's modest shade structure
and lights were nearly destroyed and re-built thrice by relentless
dust storms and fast-acting adaptability. Even more primeval than
a struggle against harsh elements, is that every 2 hours from Noon
to 6pm, Twilight Lords Nathaninja and R. Jesse and Special Operative
Ramgogg rolled Quest after Quest with new and continuously changing
members of the Inner Circle.
Quests brought us spontaneous collage art, targeted conversations
about stairs, and an impassioned reading performance from an unpublished
sci-fi story starring pornographic fascists and outlaw sexbots.
We played jacks. Quests were being completed in the nude.
There were conversations about the highest and lowest planes of
spiritually, theories of human predatory leadership were presented
and scrutinized, and during "All That You Like," our Quest Leader
sought out West African Dance, only to learn that their dome had
been completely down in the relentless dust storms that assailed
all of us. It was Questing beyond all fixed boundaries.
Being at Burning Man was like continuously playing Morton's List,
even when you were not playing. The whole city is like random reality
actualized, or randomized as it were. Whenever we thought we knew
what was going to happen, something unexpected would happen instead.
Example: The first night we were there, we found that Random Reality
Camp had acquired a dispossessed camper. He explained that he was
a master Caribbean chef with 900 pieces of chicken that he wanted
to cook and give to people. Otherwise it would go to waste. And
so, Random Reality Camp held a huge feast, and people flocked to
eat the delicious chicken basted in a legendarily sauce of total
deliciousness, the secret ingredients remaining so.
Much karma to all who assembled, gathered karma, and set out on
Quests. An Uzbekistan Ninja was in that bitch. The other exotic
corners of the Earth were represented, to considerably less impact
than Uzbekistan, even if it was a really obscure town in Backwoods
Canada where the moose run free, and the beer is so cold. It was
to be totally open to the forces of Luck, Fate, and Karma every
second to collaborate to make reality perfectly randomized.
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