MORTONSLIST.COM
VOL. 1, NO. 11




Messages from the Center of the Inner Circle    
September
2007
In This Issue:


What is the
Inner Circle?


The Inner Circle is the collective bodies and consciousness of all who have experienced Random Reality as presented in the game Morton's List: The End to Boredom.
It serves the cause of the Random Reality Revolution by connecting players
and encouraging the uninitiated to let chance into their lives. Currently, there are estimated to be over 50,000 active members of the Inner Circle, worldwide.





Morton's List
on the Web


MortonsList.com

MySpace/mortons_list

Wikipedia

Everything2

The RPG Site

Faygo Luvers

Juggalo News

MeetUp:
Global Inner Circles

Email:
MortonsWeb@gmail.com


 




What do you
want?

Answers / Understanding
Attention
Connection
Drugs
Experience
Fame
Freedom
Immortality
Love/Sex
Money
Power
Respect
Rock'n'roll / Music

 


The Radius is Hiring!

How would you like to work for Center as Head Inner Circle Editor of The Radius? You'll be given unprecedented opportunity to interact with the Inner Circle, review submissions, handle layout and content, promulgate your own warped take on reality, and work closely with the Twilight Lords. Your commitment would entail about 6-13 hours a month, give or take.
The pay is quite high and includes a generous benefits package, though both are entirely in Karma not the green, the crispy (we operate as a non-profit, you know). Decent editing, word processing and basic HTML skills are needed - nothing overly complex. The right candidate will be taught and provided any needed software. The position will take effect November 1st to start off Volume 2 of The Radius, though training and prepping will begin in October. To apply for the position, email serious inquiries to Center. Include your name, Ninja Name, Morton's List Degrees and Title if any (no rank required), phone, email, address, age, and any relevant job/school experience, qualifications, etc. It's all you.



Your Final Chance to Get Your Name in The Radius Volume 1!

This is it, folks! The epic conclusion of Volume 1 of The Radius is nigh. Only one more Issue (October) to go! Get your final submission in right away and you'll be a published author/contributor later this year, when Volume 1 goes to print. Trust us, there's nothing like the feeling of walking over, opening a book and saying, "Oh that name right there? Yeah, that's me." Submission guidelines are the same (see below). We will also be accepting additional material for the bonus 13th Issue section, so even if you have something that doesn't fit anywhere else, submit it! Take a chance.



Send us Your Mug Shot!


Inner Circle members! How would you like your picture in The Radius Volume 1? It's easy - just send us a pic! It's best if you also send your Name, Ninja Name, City/State/Country, Inner Circle (if any), and Morton's List Degrees/Title (if any). The more of this info you include the better your placement will be, but it's not required to be printed. Contributors to The Radius: Your pics will definitely be included, so please make sure to send us a good one (along with the info above). Any contributor without a pic will be assigned a generic one. If you're EVER submitted anything that made it into an issue of The Radius, you're a contributor and this applies to you. If you haven't submitted yet, you've got one more shot in October to get contributor status!
Email pics and info. to the Editor.




Clarification


The August issue of The Radius included an article titled "Karma vs. Drama: The Two 'dars." In said piece, the terms gaydar and jewdar were used lightheartedly to flesh out the meaning of the new words Karmadar and dramadar. The context did not adequately associate jewdar and gaydar with Karmadar (vs. dramadar), and further, the potential controversy associated with these terms was not acknowledged. One Inner Circle member was highly offended, an indication that others may have been as well, though not enough to bring their concerns to the editor. To make it perfectly clear, the staff of The Radius, Center and The Karmic Order of Twilight Lords are beyond all divisions of class, race, species, sex, pirate/ninja, gender, etc. etc. So much so that perhaps at times we forget that a large portion of the world is not. Absolutely no offense was intended and in fact quite the opposite. Some of our very best friends and lovers are Jewish (domestic & Israeli), gay, or both! Thanks to the Inner Circle member who brought this issue to our attention, and please, readers, always feel free to comment on our content and submit your own.

 



Submit
to The Radius!


Do you have a story, announcement, rant, editorial, photo, comment, review, poem, or report to contribute to this newsletter?
Email submissions to the Editor. Articles and stories should be 200 to 1000 words - shoot for 500.


October 2007 Issue
DEADLINE Monday, October 1st


Note: Submissions will be accepted based on quality and space/timing considerations. Submissions received by the first of the month will be considered for next month's issue. Submissions may be edited, and become the intellectual property of Center, the Karmic Order of Twilight Lords, and/or any of its partners, associates, assignees, etc., and may be used in any way they see fit, including but not limited to print publication.





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Contributors


Thank you to the following individuals and organizations who contributed to this issue of The Radius (in no particular order):
  • The Astonishing OddBall
  • Court Leve
  • Annabelle of the 8+ Sisterhood
  • RamGog
  • Big Cheddar




Previous Issues

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Next Issue
  • Karmic Year in review
  • Your contributions
  • 2007 Morton's List Tour de Chance Updates / Additions


Welcome to The Radius

Adventurers of the Inner Circle,

Initiated Jonin of the Assembled Clans,

Ninjas who roll the Boulder,

Welcome again to the words of September, an important month of karmic actions and nationwide tactics, subterfuge, and infiltration. Day or night, dust storm or hotel room, riding in Benzes or riding on Rascals, Quests were being completed everywhere. The summer of 2007 has brought karma to Morton's List at uncharted levels and it is only fitting that September would be a triumphant culmination of what the summer leg of the Tour De Chance has been all about.

After the 990th Clan Showdown at Indianapolis brought the Inner Circle to the quasi-pilgrimage-party in the Nevada Desert called Burning Man. Y'ain' heard? Y'ain' know? It was bigger than ever this year and the Twilight Lords experienced many Quests with the most random Inner Circles ever assembled.

This issue includes many more karmically divined events, stories, theories, and the powerful, distilled manifestation of the elements you have come to know through Morton's List. Combining the balanced essences of law and chaos, mind and body, spirit and human, night and day, yin and yang, the middle, the universal, and the eternal, we are honored to bring you, the Radius.

Rollin' Boulders,

Karmic Order of the Twilight Lords

T.A.C.S.

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

 



Karma Boost!
To submit your own Karma Boost, simply email Center. Let us know if you have a specific section of The Radius in mind, such as Stories, Karma Boost, Pic of the Month, etc.


Chance is My God
Installment #3: A Case for Mutation
2007 by The Karmic Order of Twilight Lords

Evolution. The greatest contribution of the Western world to philosophy and advancing our understanding of the Kosmos and our place in it. Not just the biological evolution most of us think of as synonymous with the word, but evolution as a fundamental force of the Kosmos and everything and everyone in it. Everything evolves. That is to say that through experience, through trial and error, through living/existing, everything moves towards something greater than itself. This Law of Nature is as predictable as gravity, though much less apparent. It acts on vast time scales, but also in our own daily lives. It is the ladder we have been climbing since our birth, and once we see it for what it is and realize we are on it, only then may we know where it can and will take us. Last time we talked about nondual realization. Now let us come full circle and look at what it all means and how Morton's List and Random Reality fit into the great Kosmic scheme of things.

It's important to have a good understanding of biological evolution because we'll use that as a direct metaphor later. The basic concept is simple. Take any organism. It has genes, the biological blueprint that underpins its very physical existence. Its genes, along with environmental and social factors that we'll ignore for now, determine the traits it expresses (fins or feet? blonde or brunette? shemale or metrosexual? neogastropod or neotaenioglossan pleurembolic proboscis? etc.). The traits/genes are passed on to the organism's offspring during reproduction. But wait, sexual reproduction isn't cloning (yet!). Not only are the traits of the two parent organisms variously doled out to the offspring, but mutations occur as well. Mutations are random alterations of genes, which may then be passed down. Evolution occurs when traits/genes (however acquired in the present state) are selected for or against, either intentionally (natural selection, as in "Wow that female has a huge purple ass - I'm 'bout it!") or by accident (genetic drift, like when the male above randomly gets hit by a car while crossing the freeway).

We all are the product of untold millennia of slow painful laborious biological evolution. It took quite a lot of time to evolve a being that could wake up to its own being and discover a whole other realm of existence that is both dependent upon yet transcendent of the biosphere. This is human world of the mind and thought, ideas, symbols and language: the noosphere. And it is here that evolution can be seen acting today.

Biological evolution of the human species is no longer a relevant issue. Not because we are devolving as some '80s bands would have us believe, but because biological evolution occurs on a time frame that we aren't built to deal with. No one will wait around for 10,000 years let alone a million to see or care what we evolve into physically. We've passed the stage where that really matters. For us, the crux of evolution has moved into the noosphere, and is even now taking us beyond into transcendental states where our very ego and personal identity is becoming obsolete, a hindrance to our further spiritual evolution.

But enough science class. What does it all mean and why is evolution critically important to understanding Random Reality? Morton's List and all forms of Random Reality act like mutations on our lives. If experiences can be thought of as DNA in action, these random interjections are the mutations necessary to mix things up just enough to spur evolution in our personal lives. Too much mutation and you've got big problems, like cancer. Too much Random Reality can be hazardous to your health. And none? You have stagnation. How can we evolve personally if we are not exposed to new things, totally random people entering our lives out of the blue? In biological evolution if there were no mutations, evolution would hardly progress if even at all.

"If there were no mutations, we would probably not even be as advanced as a bacteria. Without mutation there is no change, no improvement and maybe even no life."

In modern society we gravitate to the clean, the sterile, the known. Society discourages mutation and chance, favoring consistency and safety. This is all well and good, and indeed it's important that stability be the larger force. Yet, taken too far, that order will suffocate itself if not peppered with chaos and mutation. Only when the optimal balance of hefty stability and small but present and active mutation is reach and maintained, are we allowing the force of evolution to work with and through us, lifting us higher and higher along our path toward nondual realization.

Morton's List provides that important element of the unknown, through its Quest and aptly named Mutations. It is a tool to be used to introduce mutation at will when we feel the balance of our life shifting too far towards stifling stability. It is not an end in and of itself, but rather a tool to reach that end, an extra-dimensional compass that always points towards the nondual, towards Karma. Its arrow is the arrow of evolution. Our own personal evolution from simple humans to beings beyond space and time, beyond death, beyond paradox, confusion and fear. And always and ever, beyond boredom.


The Bookbinder
Your One-Stop Guide to All Things Custom in Morton's List
2007 by The Astonishing OddBall, 360° Rainbow Dragon/Yin of the Earth Adept

The Astonishing OddBall is a 360° Rainbow Dragon/Yin of the Earth Adept, also specializing in Morton's List. He hails from Oshkosh, WI where he lives with his girlfriend Sugar, a List of Life Adept specializing in Cosmic Law, his dog Boulder, and cat Karma. OddBall has been playing since 2002, and is co-founder of The Ninjas of the Crimson M, as well as The Sons of Pandora.


Pic of the Month

Each month The Radius showcases photos and artwork created for a Quest or connected to Morton's List. One photo each month will be selected from among all the submissions for its exceptional flavor and Karma.

Image submissions are accepted via email and must be at least 400px wide, 72dpi, not larger than 3Mb, in RBG mode, and .jpg, .gif or .bmp format.

After the Dust Settles

Double rainbow at Burning Man 2007
2007 by Court Leve


Whatever you've heard about Burning Man you haven't heard enough about the dust. The dust pervades, blows, settles, coats, and unites. And maybe, if you're lucky, after a particularly ruthless and destructive Mars style dust storm you may see this.
In the pause, words and the dust, cease to matter.


 

TIP: To increase your chances of publication, please make sure to proofread and spell check before submitting. We edit all submissions for length and grammar, and are more likely to publish pieces that require less editing. Most written pieces should be 200-1000 words, with 500 being average. Photos or other images (using the format guidelines for Pic of the Month) that compliment your writing are encouraged and will increase your chances of acceptance. Submission instructions and the deadline for the next issue may be found here.

Is the Global Inner Circle content to let The 8+ Sisterhood steal all the heat? They're setting an excellent example, so follow it and submit your story. In this issue read how the Sisterhood took their group to the next level of organization, togetherness and fashion.

Quest - The Seventh

2007 by Annabelle of The 8+ Sisterhood

Saturday Afternoon.

After the Karmic Gathering Ceremony at the 8+ Lair, the Boulder took us for a ride. Three throws, from The List of Life to Rainbow Dragon, a Table symbolic of harmonious balance and joyfulness, and finally arriving at New Resolutions which brings the Inner Circle new hope by making vows to become better.

We thought about this long and hard. Each of us already had career goals set pretty clearly. We then thought we should maybe stop messing around with Morton's List before we got to questionable Quests... but since we truly believe that the unseen forces working within Morton's List would only bring us what we needed, we ignored that thought and read the section again, suggesting we set short-term goals to accomplish by the end of the day.

We liked that idea and went with it.

Should we set group goals or individual ones?

We decided on group goals.

What goals could we accomplish by the end of the day that would make us better as a group?

Then it hit us. We made a quick list of four things:

1) Go out and buy the same black, cool and comfortable outfit for each of us to wear on those Quests in which we might have to accomplish as a super tight team. We thought wearing the same outfits on such occasions would help us focus and bind us even closer together.

2) Go to a game store and make sure we each ended the day with our own Morton Boulder. We had one (came with the set); we needed three more.

3) Design a few simple logos for the 8+ Sisterhood (the ones you can now see in our pics section). You never know when we might need them (at the time we hadn't thought of a MySpace page yet).

4) And last but certainly not least, while we were at the computer, search online and "favorite" everything we could find on Morton's List and Inner Circle groups for us to read and study later on our own.

Not surprisingly, shopping for the outfits was the most fun we had, not to mention we ended up buying a few more unrelated things as well, but mission accomplished! We all have an exact black outfit to wear if and when we need to.

We had to go to two stores to get the three Morton Boulders we needed. But we did it! We each have one now, to carry, play with, and pray over.

When we returned to the 8+ Lair, we gathered some images from the Morton's List web site and created a few simple logos. And we found a couple of pages online related to Morton's List, like the Meetup for the Global Inner Circle (though it took us until recently to join) and a couple of other Inner Circles we were glad to discover.

All in all, we think we did become better as a group by the end of the day.

 




2007 Morton's List Tour de Chance

The good people at Center are smoking a collective and metaphorical cigarette after the Karmagasm that was Burning Man, the climax of the summer 2007 Tour de Chance events. You can read all about that below. Now all eyes are on ¡Devastacion! It's ready to rock you like a Karmacane in December. Taking Karmic Gatherings to an exciting new level, this 3rd such event will set the precedent and many records for those to come in 2008.

Thanks to all those who have submitted or are working on events to become Tour de Chance dates. Together we can bring Morton's List to every gaming con, every community festival, and everywhere there are people waiting for the light and Karma of the Message of Morton.

The invitation to submit events for the Tour de Chance is still open. Here again is how it works.

There are four CLASSES of Morton's List events:

  • KARMIC GATHERING - the pinnacle of all Morton's List events, and specially designated by the Karmic Order of Twilight Lords
  • OFFICIAL - put on by Center and/or featuring an appearance by one or more Twilight Lords
  • SANCTIONED - put on by an Inner Circle or individual member, not involving a Twilight Lord, but promoted by Center
  • RANDOM - put on by an Inner Circle or individual member, not involving a Twilight Lord, and not promoted by Center
Additionally there are two main TYPES of events:
  • TOURNAMENT - officially recognized by Center as complying with Morton's List tournament play rules and involving official prizes
  • CHAOTIC - not officially recognized by Center as complying with Morton's List tournament play rules and not involving official prizes

Each event will be one of the four Classes and up to one of the two Types. Here is a list of all possible combinations:

  • KARMIC GATHERING TOURNAMENT

  • KARMIC GATHERING CHAOTIC

  • OFFICIAL TOURNAMNET

  • OFFICIAL CHAOTIC

  • SANCTIONED TOURNAMENT

  • SANCTIONED CHAOTIC

  • RANDOM TOURNAMENT

  • RANDOM CHAOTIC
Center encourages all varieties of events, but in order to become part of the Tour de Chance it must become at least a Sanctioned Class event. Its Type may be either Tournament or Chaotic. Send all event submissions and further questions to MortonsWeb@gmail.com.

In preparation for the overhaul of MortonsList.com, all Tour de Chance events are listed on MySpace/mortons_list.

A quick word about volunteering. Center wants YOU to volunteer! Not because it makes our lives easier, though it helps. But because together we can accomplish so much more. It's amazing what a difference just one volunteer at an event can make. We do what we do for the love of Karma. It's all non-profit. So come work along side us, and help us spread Karma to those who have not been touched by Morton. If you live near Southern Illinois, Mid-Indiana, Northern Nevada, Southern Florida, or Mid-Alaska talk to us. This is your chance to up your game and make the crucial leap from entertained to entertainer. Email Center today.


And now for the updates:


UPDATES


The Karmic Gathering: ¡Devastacion!

LATEST WORD: After an intense Burning Man experience with ¡Devastacion! host RamGog AKA Thug Je$u$, even more plans have been laid. What do you know about a Rock Paper Scissors tournament? What do you know about the first Ninja Clan Showdown at a Karmic Gathering? Oh, it's on all right. Plenty of people flee to Miami and other tropical paradises during the cold months, but how many ALSO experience all this added flavor and Karma?

A Karmic Gathering, for those of you yet to attend one, is like the life-size version of the ceremony the Table Master performs before rolling the Boulder. They both summon and focus the Karma of the group. A Karmic Gathering before a Quest focuses on that hour period. Karmic Gathering events focus your Karma for months - until the next one. It is also a big get-together where people play Morton's List, attend seminars, make new friends, and revel in the highly Karmic spirit created only at this special time and place.

The Karmic Gathering:
¡Devastacion! is rapidly expanding into the largest most promoted Morton's List event ever. We are actively cross-contaminating other subcultures, such as Zombies, Burners and CouchSurfers to assemble a Karmic mass unlike anything to date imagined. RamGog AKA Thug Je$u$ is taking it to the streets and cons with rave style club flyers, spreading the Word of Morton like a country preacher who Caught the Karma!

Get your tickets now. What better excuse to escape the winter doldrums than to ride the Karmacane down to sunny Miami, and party it up with the Inner Circle and the Twilight Lords at Center.


Email RamGog to volunteer at The Karmic Gathering: ¡Devastacion!

CONTACTS
www.KarmicGathering.com


VENUE
Spring Hills Suites Marriott, 6700 NW 7th St, Miami, FL

DATES
Thursday - Saturday, December 13th-15th, 2007

TIMES
Thursday - Zombie Walk and pre-party
Friday & Saturday - noon to midnight plus The Thirteenth Hour after parties

COST
Zombie Walk and Thursday evening festivities FREE
$30 recommended donation for the entire weekend, including food and events
Hotel and amusement park entertainment extra



More Events

With so many Morton's List Tour de Chance dates make sure not to overlook the many non-Tour events hosted by Inner Circle members all over.

The Karmic Gathering: AlasKarma

LATEST WORD: Big Cheddar is working on an even better, more scenic location that will melt your wigs! Hold tight for the official announcement. Also there is speculation that a special hunt will take place for the Karmic Banquet. Ever had moose? What about bear? We're not kidding - this is the real pioneer shit you only read about! Empire of Nothing Inner Circle member, Trevor, is working on a special native ceremony involving Karmic herbs. Also, we're working hard to bring costs down. The more ninjas who make the journey the cheaper it will be for all. In total, this Karmic Gathering experience will change your life.

This Karmic Gathering will be so legendary we had to give people more than one full year to prepare for it. So while not part of the 2007 Morton's List Tour de Chance, it is a keystone event of 2008. It marks the first truly destination driven Karmic Gathering.

Not only is The Karmic Gathering: AlasKarma hosted by one of the coolest ninjas ever to seek Morton, none other than that disgruntled goat, Big Cheddar, but it will take place outdoors in Alaska, within a week of the summer solstice - the perfect time to enjoy the warm weather (60s-80s). Words can barely begin to describe this unprecedented event, but we'll try.

It will include three days of Morton’s List under the midnight sun, Karmic trips to nearby natural wonders, and be the first outdoor Karmic Gathering. So get ready to camp in one of the world's most breathtaking settings. This is your chance to fulfill a life goal and do it with friends, with the Inner Circle.

Tickets and more information will be available soon! Start your planning today. Flying to Anchorage, Alaska is easier and cheaper than you think. The official travel agent will help you plan and make the journey as cheaply as possible through group bookings and discounts.

Prepare to Pioneer a Once in a Lifetime Experience.

Prepare to Journey to the Frontier of Random Reality.

Prepare to Be There.

Email us to volunteer at The Karmic Gathering: AlasKarma

CONTACTS
www.KarmicGathering.com


VENUE
A private ranch outside of Wasilla, Alaska. You will be shuttled there from the Anchorage airport.

DATES
The weekend of Friday, June 13th, 2008

TIMES
Noon to Midnight each day, plus The Thirteenth Hour after parties

COST
Only $123 for $45 entry ($15/day), nine Karmic meals (Thursday dinner through Sunday dinner) and shuttle transport to and from the Anchorage airport


What Went Down:
Whether you made it or missed it, the "What Went Down" report follows up on each event covered by The Radius.

Burning Man 2007

The Man Burns Twice
By The Twilight Lords

From dawn to day to dusk to twilight to the utmost darkness, we traveled. Accompanied by a high-level karmic operative, the three ninja core of Random Reality Camp drove down highway 447. The temporary party city flared on the horizon to greet us. Our way was lit by neon, e-wire and raging fires from a mad max strip club, and we eventually rolled onto the official patch of dust that would be Random Reality Camp.

Over the next few days, Random Reality Camp's modest shade structure and lights were nearly destroyed and re-built thrice by relentless dust storms and fast-acting adaptability. Even more primeval than a struggle against harsh elements, is that every 2 hours from Noon to 6pm, Twilight Lords Nathaninja and R. Jesse and Special Operative Ramgogg rolled Quest after Quest with new and continuously changing members of the Inner Circle.

Quests brought us spontaneous collage art, targeted conversations about stairs, and an impassioned reading performance from an unpublished sci-fi story starring pornographic fascists and outlaw sexbots. We played jacks. Quests were being completed in the nude.

There were conversations about the highest and lowest planes of spiritually, theories of human predatory leadership were presented and scrutinized, and during "All That You Like," our Quest Leader sought out West African Dance, only to learn that their dome had been completely down in the relentless dust storms that assailed all of us. It was Questing beyond all fixed boundaries.

Being at Burning Man was like continuously playing Morton's List, even when you were not playing. The whole city is like random reality actualized, or randomized as it were. Whenever we thought we knew what was going to happen, something unexpected would happen instead.

Example: The first night we were there, we found that Random Reality Camp had acquired a dispossessed camper. He explained that he was a master Caribbean chef with 900 pieces of chicken that he wanted to cook and give to people. Otherwise it would go to waste. And so, Random Reality Camp held a huge feast, and people flocked to eat the delicious chicken basted in a legendarily sauce of total deliciousness, the secret ingredients remaining so.

Much karma to all who assembled, gathered karma, and set out on Quests. An Uzbekistan Ninja was in that bitch. The other exotic corners of the Earth were represented, to considerably less impact than Uzbekistan, even if it was a really obscure town in Backwoods Canada where the moose run free, and the beer is so cold. It was to be totally open to the forces of Luck, Fate, and Karma every second to collaborate to make reality perfectly randomized.

Copyright © 2007 The SuperiCore Group